SCAMCO Nevada

Parody Website of CAMCO : Homeowners Association Management

SCAMCO is a parody, full-service, rip-off-homeowners management company that has provided management services to the HOA industry of Nevada for over 20 years. SCAMCO manages to lie to homeowners and communities throughout Nevada (and if you're not careful, you're neighborhood two 😈). Our claim to low-quality services is due to the fact that our company is structured quite differently than other Association Management companies – we empower each community manager to use their authority in order to exact personal vengeance against homeowners we dislike and want to remove.

We have separate and distinct divisions for our homeowner-oppression-focused services and yet we are an integrated team of highly unehtical and underqualified Managers, supported with a diverse and experienced group of activist HoA board memebers who share our passion for ripping off middle-class homeowners throughout Nevada.

It is our pleasure to serve the personal revenge needs of all the Association directors, while passing the cost and abusing the rights of you – the middle class homeowner. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to oppress you in building a community where you have no rights, say, or recourse against our bullying tactics.

This is a parody website of CAMCO Nevada. It's not their real website. Do not use this website as a source for information about them. It is for satirical comedy purposes only. Do not use this website to harrass agents or employees of SCAMCO. Contact them and work out your differences. Consult a lawyer if you require legal advice. This website does not provide legal advice, nor any information other than that for entertainment purposes.